I'm pleased to announce that the last month of interned labor in a Korean Massage Parlor has left my fingers strong enough to type expletives the lengths of which were previously only known to Siberian Existentialists and Witches. As you can see, I'm putting that new found digital strength to good use shoving my old content through the internet and onto this page.

Videos will be back eventually. I'm having trouble with the digital kinetoscope, and hope that one of my outsourced foreign servants can have it recalibrated soon.

So GeniusPad has been down a while. The old site was over run with spam-bots to the point where it was CRASHING THE HOST. So, like noble Nero, I razed the gawdamm place.

It was at this point it became clear the internet was becoming a robot dominated post-apocalyptic wasteland and I resigned to live an ignoble life of luddite simplicity. For the past year and a half I've lived on berries, honeycomb and picnic baskets.

This site design has yet to be surprise-sexed by me, so expect a slow flow of updates. I just plan on getting basic content back up and maybe posting a blog now and again.

I'm sorry. A year and half without typing even the shortest expletive has left my fingers inelegantly weak. I think I may vomit from the exertion.