Getting Content Back Up

I'm pleased to announce that the last month of interned labor in a Korean Massage Parlor has left my fingers strong enough to type expletives the lengths of which were previously only known to Siberian Existentialists and Witches. As you can see, I'm putting that new found digital strength to good use shoving my old content through the internet and onto this page.

Videos will be back eventually. I'm having trouble with the digital kinetoscope, and hope that one of my outsourced foreign servants can have it recalibrated soon.